"Change Day"
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Potter:
"And I-" [sees Klinger in uniform] "Klinger,
you're out of uniform. I mean, uh, you're in
uniform."
Klinger: "Yes,
sir!"
Potter: "Was it
something I said?"
Klinger: "No,
sir!"
Potter: "Listen, if it's about
that backless green sheath you wore on Friday, I only criticized
it because it was too tight."
Klinger: "That's
all behind me, sir."
Potter: "It
certainly was."
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Winchester:
[trying on his fitted uniform] "That is very nice,
Mr. Kim. My compliments to your talented fingers."
Mr. Kim: "I
tailoring very goodly for Winchester sansen."
Winchester: [chuckles]
"Goodly, indeed."
Mr. Kim: [checking
the fit of Winchester's uniform] "Coat fits good over
shoulder. Pants fit cute over tushy."
Winchester: [a bit
flustered, laughing] "That's terribly colorful, Mr.
Kim."
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Potter: [about
Klinger's application to West Point] "Klinger, how did
you pull it off?"
Klinger: "It was my
Uncle Gus, sir."
B.J.: "The uncle
that got out of World War I as your Aunt Gussie?"
Klinger: "Yes, sir.
He's, uh, "good buddies" with a certain
congressman."
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B.J.:
[to Charles, about Hawkeye] "Yeah, he wouldn't take
your money if you got down on your hands and knees...""
Hawkeye: "Wait a
minute, wait a minute, not so fast. Try me."
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Potter:
[to Klinger, on the West Point exam] "B.J.
and I will be proctoring you."
Klinger: "I already
had my physical, sir!"
[Potter and B.J. exchange a meaningful look.]
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