"And I-" [sees Klinger in uniform] "Klinger,
you're out of uniform. I mean, uh, you're in
Klinger: "Yes, sir!"
Potter: "Was it something I said?"
Klinger: "No, sir!"
Potter: "Listen, if it's about that backless green sheath you wore on Friday, I only criticized it because it was too tight."
Klinger: "That's all behind me, sir."
Potter: "It certainly was."
[trying on his fitted uniform] "That is very nice,
Mr. Kim. My compliments to your talented fingers."
Mr. Kim: "I tailoring very goodly for Winchester sansen."
Winchester: [chuckles] "Goodly, indeed."
Mr. Kim: [checking the fit of Winchester's uniform] "Coat fits good over shoulder. Pants fit cute over tushy."
Winchester: [a bit flustered, laughing] "That's terribly colorful, Mr. Kim."
Klinger's application to West Point] "Klinger, how did
you pull it off?"
Klinger: "It was my Uncle Gus, sir."
B.J.: "The uncle that got out of World War I as your Aunt Gussie?"
Klinger: "Yes, sir. He's, uh, "good buddies" with a certain congressman."
[to Charles, about Hawkeye] "Yeah, he wouldn't take
your money if you got down on your hands and knees...""
Hawkeye: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, not so fast. Try me."
[to Klinger, on the West Point exam] "B.J.
and I will be proctoring you."
Klinger: "I already had my physical, sir!"
[Potter and B.J. exchange a meaningful look.]
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