"Dear Dad ... Again"
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Hawkeye: [on Klinger's wedding dress] "First of all, it's gorgeous. It's so easy to go overboard with one of those, but that's tasteful without being gaudy."
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Hawkeye: [to
Klinger] "A white wedding gown?"
Klinger: "I'm
entitled. I'm a virgin."
(Yeah, right... - KMA)
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Klinger: [on Hawkeye's nudity] "Now that's tasteful without being gaudy."
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Radar:
[on his high school diploma dilemma] "Well, uh,
it's final week..."
Henry: "And you
want me to take you to the senior prom, right?"
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Frank: "Do
you think I look like a weasel?"
Hawkeye: "No,
Frank, you're very handsome."
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Hawkeye:
"Frank, go to sleep. You look beautiful."
Frank: "Are you
sure you don't love me just for my body?"
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