"Divided We Stand"
General Clayton: "Together, Pierce and McIntyre make a ... remarkable pair."
(See... Even Clayton agrees with us. - KMA)
Henry: "Klinger! I told you to get out of those clothes!"
is nothing wrong with Klinger. I mean, he goes out with
Captain Hildebrand: "He must be stealing their clothes."
is it, a patient?"
Radar: "No, just the Colonel. He says he needs you in the shower."
Trapper: [referring to Hawkeye] "Oh, he always acts funny in a men's shower.."
disgusting that you sleep in your underwear."
Hawkeye: "Beats sleeping in yours."
[Frank wants to respond to this but fails...]
Colonel, may I have the butter, please?" [Henry doesn't
respond.] "Henry? The butter."
Henry: "Hmm? Oh, here you go PierceIntyre."
Hawkeye: "Frank showed up here cracked, with a Bible in one hand and a pair of shorts that said "Hold Me" in the other."
isn't a nurse in this camp they haven't tried to molest!"
Trapper: "Except the male ones."
Hawkeye: "Speak for yourself."
Captain Hildebrand: "I have seen fetishism, voyeurism, and a few "isms" I never even heard of..."
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