"Divided We Stand"
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General Clayton: "Together, Pierce and McIntyre make a ... remarkable pair."
(See... Even Clayton agrees with us. - KMA)
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Henry: "Klinger! I told you to get out of those clothes!"
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Henry: "There
is nothing wrong with Klinger. I mean, he goes out with
girls."
Captain Hildebrand:
"He must be stealing their clothes."
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Hawkeye: "What
is it, a patient?"
Radar: "No, just
the Colonel. He says he needs you in the shower."
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Trapper: [referring to Hawkeye] "Oh, he always acts funny in a men's shower.."
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Frank: "It's
disgusting that you sleep in your underwear."
Hawkeye: "Beats
sleeping in yours."
[Frank wants to respond to this but fails...]
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Hawkeye: "Uh,
Colonel, may I have the butter, please?" [Henry doesn't
respond.] "Henry? The butter."
Henry: "Hmm? Oh,
here you go PierceIntyre."
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Hawkeye: "Frank showed up here cracked, with a Bible in one hand and a pair of shorts that said "Hold Me" in the other."
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Margaret: "There
isn't a nurse in this camp they haven't tried to molest!"
Trapper: "Except
the male ones."
Hawkeye: "Speak for
yourself."
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Captain Hildebrand: "I have seen fetishism, voyeurism, and a few "isms" I never even heard of..."
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