"Mad Dogs And Servicemen"
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Nurse:
"I'm engaged to a pilot."
Hawkeye: "So am I.
I just hope it's not the same one."
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Henry:
[about Radar] "Poor little tyke, his first shot.
Pretty rough, you know. All alone in the hospital."
Trapper: "Henry, he
is with other patients."
Hawkeye: "Who would
find it very strange to see their doctor crawling into bed with
one of them."
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Henry:
[as Frank knocks on his office door] "I am
closed."
Frank: "Colonel, I
know you're in there."
Trapper: "That's
very good, Frank. Now can you describe what he's wearing?"
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