"M*A*S*H - The Pilot"
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Hawkeye: "We gotta get up early anyway and fix MacArtur's hernia. " [swoons towards Trapper] "Come on, Mary."
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Trapper: [reading
a letter] "Bad news from my wife. She still loves me.
Would you believe this?
She still thinks I got sent to Korea as part of some secret plot
to cheat on her."
Hawkeye: "Well,
didn't you?"
Trapper: "Yeah, but
how did she figure it out?"
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