"M*A*S*H - The Pilot"


Hawkeye: "We gotta get up early anyway and fix MacArtur's hernia. " [swoons towards Trapper] "Come on, Mary."


Trapper: [reading a letter] "Bad news from my wife. She still loves me. Would you believe this?
She still thinks I got sent to Korea as part of some secret plot to cheat on her."
Hawkeye: "Well, didn't you?"
Trapper: "Yeah, but how did she figure it out?"


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