"Rainbow Bridge"
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Hawkeye: [about his
manicure] "Very nice. You really do a good job,
Klinger."
Klinger: "Well, I'm not just another
pretty face..."
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Frank: [about
Hawkeye and Trapper going to Tokyo]
"Hm... they're off again, only one thing on their
pleasure-depraved minds - debauchery, lust..."
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Hawkeye: [to
Klinger, who's wearing his nurse costume]
"Hello, toots. What are you doing after the war?"
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Margaret: [on
Chinese approach to war]
"...I think we must consider the possibility of capture,
torture, brainwashing, and, yes, even rape."
Trapper: [after recieving a nervous look
from Hawkeye] "Rape a doctor?"
Hawkeye: "I'll hit him with my
purse."
(All jocularity aside, Margaret's warning really made me shudder... Hawkeye looked unnerved by it as well, and somewhat at loss for words. - KMA)
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Radar: [to Hawkeye and Trapper] "I'm, uh, packing your pajamas. Maybe I shouldn't even bother, huh..."
(Yeah, yeah, I know. It's out of context, but it's still fun, isn't it? - KMA)
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