"The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan"
Klinger: "I understand this is a good neighborhood to pick up sailors."
"Klinger, I'm here to relieve you."
Klinger: "Good. Undo my bra. I usually don't let guys do this on the first date."
"Hopalong Ferret Face just shot me in the leg!"
Frank: "I'm sorry!"
Hawkeye: "Let me take a look at it."
B.J.: "Will you respect me in the morning?"
Flagg: "I was a showgirl for six weeks."
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