"The Light That Failed"
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Hawkeye:
"Reading!" [giggles gleefully] "This just
might be better than sex."
Winchester: "It
certainly takes longer around here."
B.J.: "How would
you know?"
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Bigelow:
[knocks on door of the latrine] "B.J.?"
B.J.: [from inside
the men's latrine] "Yo!"
Bigelow: "It
couldn't have been the nephew, Randolph."
B.J.: "Why
not?"
Bigelow:
"Randolph suffered from vertigo. He got dizzy if he stood on
his toes."
B.J.: "So?"
Bigelow: "So, he
never could have climbed out on the roof and dropped the gargoyle
on Sir Winslow."
B.J.: "You're right!"
Hawkeye: [also from inside the
latrine] "I told you it wasn't Randolph. It had to be
Maurice, the French accountant."
[Bigelow snorts and walks away.]
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