"The Price Of Tomato Juice"
"You're very kind, Radar."
Radar: "Oh, it's nice being kind to you, sir."
Hawkeye: "You know, as Captain, I have the power to marry you two."
[to Hawkeye and B.J.] "Listen, you both like Colonel
B.J.: "Very much."
Hawkeye: "I worship his saddle sores."
B.J.: "Taking a survey?"
Radar: "Uh, no. It's just that I like him too..."
"What's your hurry, Father?"
Mulcahy: "Oh, I like to get in and get out fast. Give the next fellow a chance."
Frank: "Oh, take your time..."
(If you forget they're in the shower and close your eyes it can get quite slashy... - KMA)
"Frank, how can we ever thank you?"
[He and B.J. approach Frank in the shower and drape themselves suggestively over him.]
Klinger: [on General Barker] "He saved me from a senator who couldn't keep his hands off me."
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