"Crisis"
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Henry:
"Now, Radar will be the housing officer. Now, before this is
over, we may double up or triple up to save heat. Radar will
decide who sleeps with who."
Trapper: "Radar,
I'd like to see you right after the meeting..."
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Hawkeye: [referring to Trapper] "I'm his helper. He doesn't like to heat alone."
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P.A. Announcement: "All personnel must begin sleeping together tonight. Check bulletin board to determine the sex of your tent."
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Frank: "You won't catch me sleeping with an enlisted man!"
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Henry:
[about his snoring] "Well, if it gets too bad, just
do what my wife does."
Hawkeye: "What's
that?"
Henry: "Hold me
close."
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Hawkeye: "Oh, Frank, you're all romance, you devil."
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