"Dear Dad"
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[Trapper is tying the ties on Hawkeye's
Santa suit.]
Hawkeye: "You
realize if my father sees this, you'll have to marry me."
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Henry: "I've
gotta see you."
Hawkeye: [in a deep
voice] "You'll have to get in line, little fella."
Trapper: "Santa
can't play favorites."
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Henry:
"Klinger, take that dress off at once."
Hawkeye: "Not in
front of Trapper. He's a married man."
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