"For The Good of The Outfit"
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Radar:
"Are you guys making this report together?"
Trapper: "Why
not?"
Hawkeye: "And then
afterwards, hand-in-hand, we're jumping off Lover's Leap."
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Frank: "I
don't think it's so all-fired sophisticated to walk around with a
beard."
Trapper: "Well, you
ought to try it sometime. Frank. Women love it."
Frank: "Oh, I'll
bet."
Hawkeye: "Really.
Come here." [Frank appraches.] "Kiss me."
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Henry: [to Major Stoner, on security matters] "Well, the corporal's been thoroughly cleared. I did it myself."
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Stoner:
"Uh, are you cleared, Colonel?"
Henry: [to Radar] "Uh,
well, didn't we clear each other?"
[Radar looks faintly scandalized.]
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Hawkeye:
[looking at Frank and Margaret] "Are they
something?"
Trapper: "I love
'em."
Hawkeye: [predatorily]
"Take her. He's mine."
[Trapper pins Margaret down and kisses her on the desk while
Hawkeye chases Frank around the room.]
Hawkeye:
"Come on, Frank, you know you love it! Just a little
peck on the cheek."
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