"Hepatitis"
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Hawkeye: [to
B.J., who is doing push-ups]
"Did I ever tell you you look cute with your shirt
off?"
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B.J.:
"You want a massage?"
Hawkeye: "Not
unless you put your shirt on."
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Hawkeye: "Relax, Frank. I just wanna see your body."
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Frank:
"Feel my chest!"
Hawkeye: "Not
tonight, darling. I have a headache."
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Hawkeye:
"Show me your tongue."
B.J.: "My tongue?
That's small potatoes. I'll show you my butt!"
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