B.J., who is doing push-ups]
"Did I ever tell you you look cute with your shirt off?"
"You want a massage?"
Hawkeye: "Not unless you put your shirt on."
Hawkeye: "Relax, Frank. I just wanna see your body."
"Feel my chest!"
Hawkeye: "Not tonight, darling. I have a headache."
"Show me your tongue."
B.J.: "My tongue? That's small potatoes. I'll show you my butt!"
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