"House Arrest"
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Henry: "Look,
Frank, we're all a bundle of nerves. The heck, I yell at Radar
all the time."
[puts an arm on Radar's shoulder]
Radar: "I know you
love me, sir."
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Hawkeye:
"Take me. I'm yours. I surrender. And I'll fight to the
death any chance to set me free."
Frank: "Oh, you
think it's funny now, but what are you gonna do during your five
years in Leavenworth?"
Hawkeye: "I don't
know. Maybe I'll get married."
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Trapper: "And then, I said to everybody - 'Watch out for that bar of soap. Look out for that bar of soap, everybody.' I specifically told Major Burns that a bar of soap on the floor can be very slippery."
(Hee... Why does the good old "dropping the soap" bit come to mind? - KMA)
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Henry: "Klinger - it's four o'clock in the afternoon and you're still in a housecoat? Put on a dress."
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Frank's aftershave - "Rough and Ready"
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[MP whispers
something to Hawkeye about the latrine]
Hawkeye: "Yeah,
sure, go ahead. I'll meet you inside. Mention my name."
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MP: [comes back
from latrine] "We waited, sir, then we went ahead
without you."
Hawkeye: [sighs] "It's
gonna be so lonely."
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Trapper:
"I never been to a rape before."
Hawkeye: "Maybe for your next
birthday."
(Trapper
looks hopeful, if you ask me. - Cedarrapidsgirl78)
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