"Iron Guts Kelly"
"When I was his age I couldn't make up my mind whether to
become a doctor or a fireman."
Trapper: "What did you finally decide?"
Hawkeye: "Oh, I'm a doctor, but I have a pole in my office."
"Good night, Frank."
Frank: "Don't you wish!"
(Well, it could be interpreted as... - Epigone)
[referring to Colonel Wartman] "Why did he jump on
me like that?"
Hawkeye: "Are you blind, Frank? The man's crazy about you. Right, Trap?"
Trapper: "Oh, yeah, Frank, you're playing it just right. Hard-to-get."
Hawkeye: "You vixen!"
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