"Iron Guts Kelly"

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Hawkeye: "When I was his age I couldn't make up my mind whether to become a doctor or a fireman."
Trapper: "What did you finally decide?"
Hawkeye: "Oh, I'm a doctor, but I have a pole in my office."

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Hawkeye: "Good night, Frank."
Frank: "Don't you wish!"

(Well, it could be interpreted as... - Epigone)

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Frank: [referring to Colonel Wartman] "Why did he jump on me like that?"
Hawkeye: "Are you blind, Frank? The man's crazy about you. Right, Trap?"
Frank: "What?"
Trapper: "Oh, yeah, Frank, you're playing it just right. Hard-to-get."
Hawkeye: "You vixen!
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