"Major Fred C. Dobbs"
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Frank:
[to Henry] "You have no idea what it's been like
living with those two perverts."
Henry: "Oh...
They're not really so-"
Frank: "They're
not? I take my life in my hands every time I go to bed..."
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Henry: [lisping] "You know, Frank, as rough as it's been sometimes, I think I'll miss you..."
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Hawkeye: [seeing Frank carrying a bouquet] "Frank, flowers? I asked for light chocolates. I'm allergic to flowers."
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Hawkeye: [after listening to Frank rant] "The typical love/hate complex. Freud said it best when he said 'Never ask for light chocolates'."
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Hawkeye: [to Radar, who is trying to wake him up] "If I open my eyes and you're not a blond pushover, you're in trouble."
(I wonder which blond pushover Hawk might be referring to... - KMA)
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Hawkeye: [to Trapper] "I don't care how drunk you make me, I'm not going home with you."
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Frank:
"I've decided not to go, sir."
Henry: "Frank, if
you think you're gonna sleep here tonight, you're crazy."
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Frank: [to Henry] "I'm yours, forever."
(OOC, but still fun... - KMA)
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Hawkeye: [to Trapper, referring to Frank] "I told you he was a sweetheart." [kisses Frank passionately]
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