"The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan"
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Klinger: "I understand this is a good neighborhood to pick up sailors."
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Soldier:
"Klinger, I'm here to relieve you."
Klinger: "Good. Undo my bra. I
usually don't let guys do this on the first date."
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B.J.:
"Hopalong Ferret Face just shot me in the leg!"
Frank: "I'm
sorry!"
Hawkeye: "Let me
take a look at it."
B.J.: "Will you
respect me in the morning?"
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Flagg: "I was a showgirl for six weeks."
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