Hawkeye: [to BJ] "You always were short on zip."
(Whoo! How do you know, Hawkeye? - Epigone)
BJ : [to Hawkeye] "You've got sweaty palms."
(Out of context, but hey, can't blame me for trying. - Epigone)
Potter: [about Klinger] "We may have to slap him on the rack and give him a lube job."
(I am so sorry! - KMA)
[after kissing an admiral]
"Sorry. I usually don't kiss on the first date."
shouldn't even be in the service!"
Klinger: "I love you!"
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