"Hanky Panky"
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Hawkeye: "I
can't decide on who to ask to the movies tonight."
B.J.: [walking out]
"I'll bet it isn't me."
Hawkeye: [to his
back, ruefully] "Don't be so sure." [to Nurse
Donovan] "Well, how 'bout you?"
Donovan: "You're
asking me after him?"
Hawkeye: "Well, he
turned me down. I'm on the rebound now. This is your big
chance."
***
B.J.: "She's
helping me with some cases."
Hawkeye: [smiling
suggestively] "I could use a little of that kind of
help myself."
(Yes, I'm twisting it a bit. But -- but -- it works! - Epigone)
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Margaret: "I
just don't understand why Donald hasn't written."
Hawkeye: "Maybe
there's another woman."
Margaret: "Fat
chance."
B.J.: "Another
man?"
(Speaking from experience, Beej? - Epigone)
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Margaret:
[to Frank] "You're just jealous because Donald is
full-lipped."
Hawkeye: "I'm
getting excited."
Potter: "Eat your
pudding."
(WHOA. And the pudding is so obviously
symbolic. - Epigone)
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