"Alcoholics Unanimous"
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Trapper: [to Frank] "Frank, baby!"
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Mulcahy: "[O]n
the troop ship, I was asked to give a lecture on uh- the sex
thing."
Frank: "Good!"
Mulcahy: "Well,
being celibate, I didn't feel qualified. They called in a
Protestant. He had a film. About two sailors. One was from
Cleveland, ostensibly, and the other from a small, rural area.
The city boy decided to stay on his ship and write his high
school sweetheart. Lovely young girl, with a megaphone on her
chest..."
Frank: "Father,
please, this is important..."
Mulcahy: "...the
country boy got mixed up with a young lady who lived in a
trailer,
with three other young ladies and a man with a whip..."
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(Also, be on the lookout for Klinger in a short black dress helping Father Mulcahy prepare for the lecture.)
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