Trapper: [to Frank] "Frank, baby!"
the troop ship, I was asked to give a lecture on uh- the sex
Mulcahy: "Well, being celibate, I didn't feel qualified. They called in a Protestant. He had a film. About two sailors. One was from Cleveland, ostensibly, and the other from a small, rural area. The city boy decided to stay on his ship and write his high school sweetheart. Lovely young girl, with a megaphone on her chest..."
Frank: "Father, please, this is important..."
Mulcahy: "...the country boy got mixed up with a young lady who lived in a trailer,
with three other young ladies and a man with a whip..."
(Also, be on the lookout for Klinger in a short black dress helping Father Mulcahy prepare for the lecture.)
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