"There Is Nothing Like A Nurse"
"I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Kwak, a very dry martini. A
very dry, arid, barren, desiccated veritable dust bowl of a
martini. I want a martini that can be declared a disaster area.
Mix me just such a martini."
Trapper: "With two straws."
[Klinger comes into the officers' club in
his little black dress and some of the guys whistle.]
Klinger: "Forget it! When the nurses come back I'll be tossed aside like an old shoe."
Trapper: "Radar, get your hand off my knee."
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