the sex lecture] "Colonel Blake's gonna to tell us
everything he knows about sex."
Hawkeye: "That should be an enjoyable sixty seconds..."
(How do you know it'll take sixty seconds, Hawk? - KMA)
all the nurses have heard about sex."
Hawkeye: "I know I've been spreading the word."
Frank: "Shut your face!"
Hawkeye: [leaning towards Frank] "Kiss me."
hearing about the Swamprats' refusal to sign up for war bonds]
"Well, bullets cost bucks, mister."
Trapper: "I'd like that tattooed on my thigh."
(Tattoed for whom, Trap? - KMA)
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