"For Want OF a Boot"
"You've been trying to get out of the Army for six months
now by wearing dresses. What's it got ya?"
Klinger: "Two marriage proposals and a hurt letter from a peeping Tom."
Bernie: "Who was it?"
Klinger: "I don't undress and tell."
"Klinger's not a pervert!"
Margaret: "How do you know?"
Trapper: "Because I'm one, and he's never at the meetings!"
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