Hawkeye: "Ah, here are the very lovely Major Margaret Houlihan and the even lovelier Major Frank Burns."
"Take your clothes off."
Baker: "For a nose job?"
[to nurse] "You got a nickname, honey? What do they
call you around here? Hmm?"
Hawkeye: "Well, they called me Red for a long time, but it was just because of my hair."
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