"Germ Warfare"
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Henry: [referring to Frank] "If I didn't know better, I'd say the guy was my wife in Army drag."
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PA Announcement: "Tonight's War Department picture on how to lead a good, clean life has been canceled due to unusually heavy indifference."
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Hawkeye: [as
Bela Lugosi, as he and Trapper are taking blood from Frank]
"Good work, Igor, very good. In the morning he will be one
of my brides..."
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Hawkeye: [to
a sleeping Frank] "Oh, Frank, you're so strong. You're
so big and strong."
[Frank sighs with pleasure.]
Trapper: "We don't
wanna get him too excited. We might start something we can't
finish."
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Hawkeye: [to a sleeping Frank] "Goodnight, darling. You're the greatest." [kisses him on forehead]
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Hawkeye: "Close
your eyes.."
Frank: "No monkey
business!"
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Hawkeye: [sees
Frank and Margaret and takes Trapper by the arm]
"Hi, kids. Should we make it a double date?"
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