"Springtime"
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Trapper: [on
Hawkeye's Marine problem] "How do you feel about long
engagements?"
Hawkeye: "Dear Dad,
I am bringing home a Marine. He'll be the son you never
had."
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Klinger:
"Colonel, I could kiss you!"
Henry: "You do and
I'll chin myself on your nose..."
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(Also, look for Lyle the Marine slapping Hawkeye's ass in post-op...)
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Radar: "Well,
I got this friend..."
Trapper: "Who is
she?"
Radar: "Who says
it's a she?"
Hawkeye: "Then
who's he?"
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Trapper: [to
a blushing Radar] "Aw, Radar, come on, tell your Uncle
Trapper..."
[puts a hand on Radar's shoulder]
Hawkeye: [also
putting a hand on Radar's shoulder] "And your Aunt
Hawkeye."
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