"Springtime"

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Trapper: [on Hawkeye's Marine problem] "How do you feel about long engagements?"
Hawkeye: "Dear Dad, I am bringing home a Marine. He'll be the son you never had."

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Klinger: "Colonel, I could kiss you!"
Henry: "You do and I'll chin myself on your nose..."

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(Also, look for Lyle the Marine slapping Hawkeye's ass in post-op...)

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Radar: "Well, I got this friend..."
Trapper: "Who is she?"
Radar: "Who says it's a she?"
Hawkeye: "Then who's he?"

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Trapper: [to a blushing Radar] "Aw, Radar, come on, tell your Uncle Trapper..."
[puts a hand on Radar's shoulder]

Hawkeye: [also putting a hand on Radar's shoulder] "And your Aunt Hawkeye."

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