"Sticky Wicket"

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Ugly John: "You're no fun at all."
Hawkeye: "Go shower with the nurses!"

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Hawkeye: [hat over his eyes, after being kissed by a nurse] "I told you to leave me alone, Trapper."

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Trapper: "Hey, you know something? When I see you sitting there like that in your favorite chair, with a glass of raw spirits in your hand, thinking evil thoughts, I can't throw you out." [pinches Hawkeye's cheek]
Hawkeye: "If you kiss me, I'll throw up."

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